More random tables I've collected
Now, my players can run into a warehouse, or a library, and I won't be stuck thinking about titles.
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Interview with some vampires
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Cosmos-ology by Cal Sargan
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I Golem
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The 13 Habits of Highly Effective Necromancers
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To Kill a Mimic-bird
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The Grungs of Wrath
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A Clockwork Orog
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Invisible Man – when spells become permanent
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All the King’s Men-at-Arms
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The Blind-sight Assassin
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Little Women – a book of famous gnomes and halflings
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Are You My Mummy? A to choosing your undead servants
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Three Mages in a Boat
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The Wind in the Will-o’-wisps
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A Passage to Icewind Dale
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How I Ate My Mother – Confessions of a Lycanthrope
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The Moonsea Chronicles
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Fairefire 451
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Do Golems Dream of Awakened Sheep?
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The Little Elder Brain that Could
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Thomas the Tank Elementalist – Story of a War Mage
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The Very Hungry Carrion Crawler
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Pride and Phylacteries.
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Speaker with the Dead.
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Heart of +1 Darkness.
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Great Divinations.
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Treasure Island: Find Yours.
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Kidnapped (by Kobolds).
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Of Near-Human Bondage.
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Invisible Lizardman.
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A Farewell to Armor: A Delver’s Guide to Rust Monsters.
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For Whom the Die Rolls: A Fool’s Guide to Dice Games and Gambling.
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The Great Gadsbee, and Other Famous Illusionists.
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Blindsense and Sensibility: Feeling your Way in the Dark.
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Blood Maridan.
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Born Efreet.
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Lucky Djinn.
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The Life and Mines of a Dwarvish Prospector.
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Star Lores (this is in the astronomy section).
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A History of the Decline and Fall of the Dwarven Empire.
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Of Mice and Half-Men
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The Elvish Gene.
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We’re Going on an Owl-bear Hunt
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The Tale of Peter Rakshasa
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Ferdinand the Bullette
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The Worst Witch – a guide to min-maxing
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Cloudy with a chance of Manitcores
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The Pied Piper – Why you shouldn’t trust bards
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Stuart Little and the Dangers of the Awaken Spell
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Around the world in 80 Dimension Doors
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The Hunger of Hadar Games
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Pretty Woman: An Adventurer’s Guide to Nymphs ..
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Dances with Wolves: An Adventurer’s Guide to Lycanthropes ..
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There Will Be Blood: An Adventurer’s Guide to Vampires ..
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Clear and Present Danger: A Dungeoneer’s Guide to Traps ..
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Along Came a Spider: A Dungeoneer’s Guide to Driders and Drow ..
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Kiss the Girls: A Traveler’s Guide to Succubi ..
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Unwrapped: A Delver’s Guide to Mummies ..
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Frozen: A Traveler’s Guide to Frost Giants ..
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Tangled: A Delver’s Guide to Ropers ..
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Into the Woods: An Adventurer’s Guide to Sprites and Pixies ..
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Some like it hot: A guide to fire elementals
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Under Da Sea: In Search of the Kraken ..
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The Boy Who Cried Roc — A classic children’s tale about a boy that though it was funny to announce to the village that there was a Roc nearby. One day there was, and the nobody believed him. He was the only survivor.
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The Five People You Meet in the Astral Plane
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Girls Gone Feywild
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Secret Life of Banshees
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The Cat in the Hat – the joys of awaken
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The Rise and Fall of the Third Roc
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A Thousand Splendid Sunbursts
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A Tree Grows in Baulder’s Gate
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The Demon-Haunted World: Faith and a Sacred Flame in the Dark
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The Conjuration Manifesto
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The Grick who Stole Midwinter
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The Phantom Tollbooth and other strange hauntings
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Faerunian Gods
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All the Light We Cannot See – counterspelling darkness
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Me Before You: A Study of Initative Rolls.
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50 Shades of Fey
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50 Shades of Gray Oozes
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50 Shades of Orange is the New Black
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7 Habits of Highly Effective Peasants (The sequel to “The Hunger Games: A True Story”)
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A Brave New Halfling: Small People Can Make a Big Difference (obviously a work of fiction)
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A Farewell to Magics
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A Handmaid’s Tail: a collection of short stories by notable Tieflings
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A Hitchhikers Guide to the Multiverse
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A Passage to the Underdark
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A Tale of One Ettin
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A Tale of Two Gith Seas – a traveller’s guide to the astral sea.
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A Wrinkle in Mana.
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Adventures with Muck, Berries, and Fins – a herbalist’s guide to useful foraging.
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Airship Up
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Alice’s Adventures in the Underdark
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Ansalon, Ansalon! An Atlas of the Dragonlance land Ansalon
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As I Lay at Zero Hit Points
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Bigby’s Little Lies
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Bond with the Wind – a guide to summoning elementals.
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Buddy Folio. A magical tome which tells you who your true friends are so that you might rule them out as possible enemies… (Name doubles as an in-game social media network)
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Bugbear, Bugbear, What do you See?
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Catch 22D12
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Catoblepas Shrugged
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Celestials and Demons – a tale of a Githyanki explorer and his adventures through the planes.
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Couatl in the Rye
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Dante’s Infernal: A tourist’s guide to the nine hells
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Diary of a Wimpy Kobold
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Dignity and Discrimination
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Dragon Turtles All the Way Down
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Dretch-22
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Eat, Prey, Club – A Guidebook for Orcs
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Everything is Illuminated thanks to Faerie Fire.
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Fantastic Drinks and where to buy them: A Dwarf’s guide to all the taverns in , cataloguing the best and most curious drinks each tavern has
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Fight. Club. – A Comprehensive Guide for Barbarians (a pop-up book)
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Fighter’s Club – First rule of Fighter’s Club, don’t talk about Fighter’s Club… Second rule of Fighter’s Club, protect the Cleric.
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For Whom the Behir Tolls
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For Whom the Bridge Troll – A tragic love story of a misunderstood Bridge Troll
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Frank and his Stein – The story of a poor drunk named Frank
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Game of Twilight
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Girl with the Dragon Turtle – a story about a young elf’s journey through life.
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Girl with the Dragonborn Tattoo
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Glaive Hewn World
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Gone with the Healing Wind
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Gone with the Wind and a Fly Check
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Great Incantations
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Green Hags and Ham
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Harry Otter. A story about a young orphan Druid who lives with his boring fighter uncle and aunt who denies the existence of druids. The story sees Harry start at the Druid school led by Albus Bumbledoor, the archdruid who loves to be a Bumblebee. Bumbledoor takes Harry under his gravity defying wings and tells him the true story about how his parents died and that he is known by all druids as The Otter Who Lived. He must now meet his destiny and fight the most evil druid of all time, Voldemoth. Featuring the great cast of: Ron the Weasel, Hermione Ranger (some people can never choose only one class), Hagrid the lover of all creatures, Severus Snake and many more!
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Harry Otter and the Transmute Stone
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Harry Otter and the Room of DMs Hidden Notes
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Harry Otter and the Prisoner of the Fire Plane
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Harry Otter and the Bag of Holding Fire
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Harry Otter and the Order of the Phoenix
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Harry Otter and the Half-Elf Prince
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Harry Otter and the Saving throws
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Fantastic Beasts and How To Turn Into Them
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Kidney Stone, a thrilling novel how an ordinarily normal surgery gets complicated due to wild magic leaving Harry with unexpected results. Spoiler Harry gets magic and becomes Dr. Strange after prolonged contact with the Sorcerer’s insides
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Heart of Darkvision
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How to Cast Friends and Polymorph People
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How to make Illusions and Charm People
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Hunger for Names – a successful Nothic’s book of baby names for any and all species.
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In His Steps, What Would Saint Cuthbert Do? – a religious self-help book.
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In Kobold Blood
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Journey to the centre of the Underdark
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Llothlita
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Lolth’s Web – a study of Drow religion.
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Lord of the flies: A biography on Baalzebul
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Lord of the Githzerai
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Marr’E Rotter and the Sorcerer’s Bones – a jaded druid seeks the remains of a powerful sorcerer to bring about the end of the world
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Memoirs of a Geisha in Oriental Adventures.
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Memoirs of a Genasi
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Memoirs of a Nymph – the life and times of a fey seductress.
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Mephitmorphosis
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Mordenkainenstein
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Of Merr and Men
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Of mimics and men
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One Flew Over the Harpy’s Nest
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One Flew Over the Kenku’s Nest
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One Lich, Two Lich
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One Thousand and One Knights
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Paradise Lost: Make A Perception Check to Find It
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Planar-shifting for People in a Hurry
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Pride and Prestidigitation
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Raging for Help: The Shocking True Story of one Barbarian’s Dark Past
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Ready Mindflayer One
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Rune -a story about the application and use of runes from an ancient desert society.
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Satyrs and Sensibility
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Sense Motive and Sensibility
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Snow Dwarf and the Seven Wights
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The (insert race here) Cook Book – A book about how to best cook (insert race here)
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The Adventures of Goodberry Flint.
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The Adventures of Nancy Druid
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The Amityville Hook Horror
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The Brothers Dragonbornov
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The Charming Bones – a tale about a Necromancer looking for love in all the wrong places.
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The Cockatrice in the Rye
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The Constant Scrivener
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The Dog in the Bog – a children’s tale about a Blink Dog disembowelling a Displacer Beast to save a swamp village.
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The Drapes of Wrath – a guide to identifying and destroying animated objects.
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The Giving Treant
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The Grapes of Wraith: Wining and Dining the Undead
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The Great Ghast-B
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The Haunting of Every Place You Find
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The Illithid by Virgil
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The Left Hand Casts Darkness
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The Lion, the Witch, and the War-forged
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The Liches of Eastwick
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The Lusty Lizardfolk Maid
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The Odd Sea – Stories of ships disappearing/shipwrecks off the Sword Coast.
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The Power of Mimics: Why Certain Encounters Have Extraordinary Impact
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The Ruler of the Bracelets- It’s about two gnomes who find a bracelet of power, and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it into the Cauldron. They form the Brotherhood of the Bracelet. Along the way they’re trailed by a murloc named Gottom, who’s obsessed with the bracelet, and nine bracelet bogeymen. It could be a three-parter, called ‘Ruler of the Bracelet’. The first part would be called ‘The Brotherhood of the Bracelet’, followed by ‘A Couple of Towers’, with the climactic ending called ‘Hey, the King’s Back!'”
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The Secret Life of Bards
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The Sound and the Flurry of Blows
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The Sound and The Fury (No change in the title but this is a ‘Buddy Cop’ novel with a Bard and Barbarian)
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The Thieves Cant Tales
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The Treant of Wildfell Hall.
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The Ugly Darkling
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The Vault in our Stars – an Illithid’s guide to the treasures of the Far Realms.
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The Very Hungry Purple Worm – a children’s book about the death and devouring of civilization.
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The Wizard of Ooze
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The Wyrm in the Willows
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‘Tis Pity She’s a Drow
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To Kill a Griffon
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To Kill a Manticore
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To Kill a Roc with Birds – a military study on aerial combat.
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War and Geas – an enchanter’s guide to bringing down established governments.
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War of the Wurms
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War or Peace: Make A Diplomacy Check
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What to Expect When You’re Spectating – a history of the world written by a famed Beholder author.
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Worg and Pieces
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Zen and the Art of Punching Dragons in the Face: One Monk’s Life as an Adventurer
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