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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/thumbs/article-10183-1-thumb.jpg"> <p>U.S.<strong>&mdash;</strong>A recent survey of churches across the United States&nbsp;revealed that the overwhelming majority of &quot;Connection Cards&quot; are being completed not by newcomers, but by bored children. According to the study, many kids lose interest during worship services and&nbsp;gravitate toward the available pencils and paper intended to help visitors sign up for ministry&nbsp;information, prayer requests, and church mailing lists.</p>
<p>The post <a rel="nofollow" href="https://babylonbee.com/news/study-shows-95-of-church-connection-cards-completed-by-bored-kids">Study Shows 95% Of Church Connection Cards Are Completed By Bored Kids</a> appeared first on <a rel="nofollow" href="https://babylonbee.com">The Babylon Bee</a>.</p>