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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/thumbs/article-9988-1-thumb.jpg"> <p>AMES, IA&mdash;Local man Justin Parkinson isn&#39;t like ordinary people. He was born with a superpower. Parkinson, according to sources, has the ability to pick the absolute slowest grocery store lane every single time.</p>
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