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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/thumbs/article-10206-1-thumb.jpg"> <p>BRANSON, MO&mdash;According to sources,&nbsp;local Dad Fred Martin wisely prepared for Christmas by buying 800 AA batteries and 2,742 AAA batteries. This way he won&#39;t have to buy batteries for a very long&nbsp;time.&nbsp;</p>
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