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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/thumbs/article-10041-2-thumb.jpg"> <p>NEW YORK, NY&mdash;The U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics is&nbsp;reporting a drastic rise in the unemployment rate among brothers in the Cuomo family, saying it has increased to a record 100%.&nbsp;&quot;This is unprecedented among Cuomos,&quot; said BLS Commissioner Bob Labor. &quot;Contributing factors may include a struggling economy, as well as the fact that they&#39;re both corrupt&nbsp;skeezy pervs.&quot;&nbsp;</p>
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