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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/thumbs/article-10099-2-thumb.jpg"> <p dir="ltr">SACRAMENTO, CA—California Governor Gavin Newsom has announced that in response to the Omicron variant there will be a statewide mask mandate on your mom, because she is so ugly and no one wants to deal with looking at her while we have COVID to worry about.</p>
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