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<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/thumbs/article-9953-1-thumb.jpg"> <p>LAFAYETTE, IN&mdash;Police&nbsp;have shut down&nbsp;a local Olive Garden after a man was tragically crushed under a mountain of freshly grated parmesan cheese. According to several eyewitnesses, he stared down the waitress&nbsp;as she grated pounds and pounds of cheese, and refused&nbsp;to say &quot;when&quot;.</p>
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